True South: A Journey to the Heart of Working Despair

In this groundbreaking, paradigm-shifting, transformational playbook thing, you will learn to master the art of faking authentic leadership. Have your employees, customers, and shareholders eating out of your hands with these tricks and tips designed to save you time and prevent uncomfortable displays of vulnerability.

LEARN HOW TO...
-- Orchestrate a strategic re-org that will distract from your screw-ups --
-- Create a painfully happy workforce with Minecraft and cable TV --
-- Use storytelling to manipulate facts and improve your image --
-- Use ineffective meetings and extra email to build self-esteem --
-- Leverage PowerPoint and jargon to appear a true visionary --

The only requirement is that you be willing to compromise your soul and ethics to get ahead of your peers. It's easy--and fun!