From the first chapter-- when Mr Fabulous recounts the time he got stuck in an elevator with Richard Nixon and Michael Bolton-- this is a memoir of jaw-droppingly self-promoted bravado and inebriated earnestness. Whether he's lunchbag racing with Julia Roberts, fleeing an angry Yoko Ono, appearing on the Judge Judy show, or arguing over a parking spot with Keanu Reeves, Mr Fabulous manages to say and do the wrong thing. Yet, his simplicity of heart and innate cluelessness make him lovable, even as he keeps struggling to get his big break.