Our author is a fan of two things in life: condiments, & a really great (though painstakingly thought out at times), longwinded metaphor. Armed with restaurant ranch dressing ("Could I get extra sauce?") and a smooth-writing clicky pen, she continued her journey to the core of her Being disguised in (you guessed it) metaphors for plant growth.

We all have our growing seasons, sure, but what about the time spent nestled away from the world pursuing our most evolved selves? What of the growing pains, the root rot, the too-small pots? Read along through all her life cycles (so far). From a sapling, back to a seed, to bloom, to wither, to revive herself, & grow From Soil to Sun & Back Again.