""The clock struck midnight, and I turned thirty."" Meet Dan Wyman - humble record shop assistant by day, humble pub frequenter by night. Life has been good-ish to Dan - small group of friends, low paying job surrounded by Smiths records and long term on again/off agin mercurial girlfriend Louise. But as he enters his third decade, a twist of fate - and a blast from a distant past - conspire to wrench his life violently off course.. Funny and poignant, this is a story of love, lust, friendship and a great many pints...