Excuses, Excuses: I am Unable to Come into the Office Today Because . . .
Swerling, Lisa; Lazar, Ralph
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Excuses, Excuses: I am Unable to Come into the Office Today Because . . .

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FORT479160
RB - Humour

A side-splitting collection of excuses for getting out of work--if you can get your boss to believe them

Most people will admit to telling the odd white lie in order to wangle a day off work, but only a master excuse-maker could conceive of alibis including milking a walrus, contracting "osmosis," and FOHP (Fear of Having Peaked)--all of which, and more, are presented in this surreal and off-the-wall book! Caution: Not recommended for use in actual workplace scenarios.

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